I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Randomize
