No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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