I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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