Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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