i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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