u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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