Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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