so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
