I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Acid is not a monday night drug
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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