there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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