So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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