is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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