Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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