I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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