love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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