As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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