is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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