mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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