sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
