you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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