i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
