Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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