THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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