she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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