Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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