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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.

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• (805): View more from California

  do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired

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• (850): View more from Florida

  HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The entire state will know me by my boobs.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.

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