so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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