...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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