I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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