I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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