the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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