so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I deserve this hangover.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
