is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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