i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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