i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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