I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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