I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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