omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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