these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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