shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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