I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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