I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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