Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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