the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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My ATM looks so different sober.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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