I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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