If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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