A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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