Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
