Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
