I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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