I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The best revenge is premature balding
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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