People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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