Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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