I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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