? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
In other news, I just burned my penis
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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