people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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