well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I forget how to act sober
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